If you almost hit my car with me and my kids are in it while speeding,

"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
03/20/2015 at 19:52 • Filed to: None

and I mean EXCESSIVE speeding. I mean holy crap, it's not like I'm exactly a prude when it comes to speed. You inconsiderate toad, were probably approaching triple digits on a road with a 55 MPH limit during rush hour and then get stopped in traffic ahead of me and then feel the need to flip me off while zig zagging through the lanes...Well, don't be too surprised that your ass gets reported when I see you speeding off in the other direction going just as fast. That's not something I do lightly and without consideration.

Fuck you, man. You are not just putting yourself in danger, you are putting everyone around you in danger. Fuck you, and I mean it from the bottom of my heart. I hope they take your license before you hurt someone, you useless piece of shit. That is the worst thing I can think of to wish on a driver.

DISCUSSION (21)

Funktheduck > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
03/20/2015 at 19:59

I did that once on a motorcycle going at least 100 through traffic. He used the emergency run off to pass or weaved. I almost got hit by him.

LoremIpsum010101 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
03/20/2015 at 20:05

Wait, this was a BIKER?

Darwin will sort that out. I love lane-splitting, but holy god can it be dangerous if you are a mutant retard.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
03/20/2015 at 20:17

Kinja'd!!!

My friend nearly bought an ST1300 until he looked up the infamous Pan Weave. Suddenly, 60 MPH on an ST didn't feel so nice - as a result, he went with a Yamaha FJR.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > LoremIpsum010101
03/20/2015 at 20:17

No. He was in an E class Benz. I don't bother with bikers, Darwin will catch them before the cops do.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Funktheduck
03/20/2015 at 20:19

What he was doing was exactly what happened to me the last time I was in an accident. Some guy tearing along not paying attention to what was happening around him.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
03/20/2015 at 20:20

I hate admitting it, bit those cops bikes are pretty nice.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
03/20/2015 at 20:30

They're not bad, but someone told me how the ST1300 is a bit.... well, less on features like electronic adjustable suspension or cruise control. You do get an adjustable windscreen... And that's it. As well as ABS.

Funktheduck > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
03/20/2015 at 20:37

Last accident I was in was a drunk driver didn't think before slowing down to make a right turn. He didn't think to slow down for the next right turn after driving off and he drove into a house. I think you win though

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
03/20/2015 at 21:04

One of the things that I will always regret is that I once had a chance to trade my FZR1000 for a salesfloor queen GTS1000. It was in the midst of a road trip, and I still wish I had taken the chance.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
03/20/2015 at 21:10

I really want to make a sticker to mock the "Watch for Motorcycles" sticker, reading "What for Motorcycles, Because Their Riders Clearly Are Too Stupid To Watch for Themselves". Because out of all the riders here in Florida, only .00000001% have a remaining brain cell. I'm not going to watch out any more so for a stupid fuck with a death wish, than someone else. I can hear your ear damaging pipes from a mile away.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
03/21/2015 at 00:13

Say now, I'm a rider. Let's not be mean. I'm not a "Loud pipes saves lives" guy though.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
03/21/2015 at 00:41

Are you a rider in Florida? Because most places I've been, the majority of riders are respectful of others, Florida like in everything else is the opposite. Examples : It has the hospitality of NYC, but with the political views of Alabama, except even more extreme. The weather is always the opposite of the what the forecast says(excluding temps). Prius drivers drive fast. Camry drivers aren't the worst. Passing through the cones, cutting me off, only to turn immediately, causing me to lose vision of you as a motorcycle because you cut me off and then slammed on your brakes while we were both doing 45, is perfectly acceptable.

So as long as you aren't a rider in Florida, you are exempt from my rant.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
03/21/2015 at 00:58

I'm laughing my ass off at this "It has the hospitality of NYC, but with the political views of Alabama, except even more extreme." It is the best description of Florida I've ever read!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
03/21/2015 at 01:02

Seriously though, it's bad. I know there are outliers, because Roflcopter is one of friendliest people I've met, as I'm sure other Florida Opponauts are, but I've never lived anywhere that is more difficult to strike a conversation. I've lived up north, so it's not like I haven't experienced different places.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
03/21/2015 at 01:05

Oddly enough, when it comes to motorcycles, I'm a less is more kind of guy. Those goodies are nice, but I like a pretty basic experience when I ride.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
03/21/2015 at 03:27

Same here, but if less is more involves an odd/dangerous weave at cruising speeds... I'd rather change my mind and go for something different.

Honda knew this and sent out a bulletin. A few years later, the ST1300 was axed.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
03/21/2015 at 13:54

That's no bueno. How different are the ST1300 and the Interceptor?

gas head > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
03/21/2015 at 14:02

HaHa! Arizona doesn't require motorcyclists to wear helmets. We call it "natural selection".

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
03/21/2015 at 14:47

In all honesty, it felt like a contender to the supersport category (Interceptor.)

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > gas head
03/22/2015 at 02:13

I agree. I don't care if it is a law or not. I would thin common sense would be what makes you put on a helmet.

gas head > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
03/22/2015 at 10:51

Exactly. That is what is so "funny" about it. Realize, too, that Arizona is a state unto itself. Thats why you see people packing heat out in public, Sheriff Joe and the like.